SWF: Shopzone - Coming Soon!

I bet you're not the only one that's been sitting there one day, on your couch... maybe eatin' some chips and drinking a Pepsi, and thought to yourself, "God damn, that t-shirt that Michael Trey's wearing is sooooooo cool! I want one for myself. I'm gonna go make myself one!". Fear not, as the SWF marketing team will be making those t-shirts and merchandise like there's no tomorrow, just so you lucky fans can get your grubby mitts on them and give us lots 'o money in return! But you don't mind, do you? Just as long as you can be seen in public wearing your favorite SWF Superstar's t-shirt or other piece of miscellaneous apparel just to feel better than the rest!

- Projected Features -

* A fine selection of t-shirts, posters, videos, and other apparel from your favorite SWF Superstars!

* A easy to use web-based ordering system so you can become a member, pick up cheaper items, AND get them shipped to your door for a SMALL delivery fee!

* Merchandise shipped to your favorite department store for buying, for those without the i-net to keep ya company.

* Special offers for those with SWF stubs from the show ya went to! Whoopdeedo!