BISC'S LIMP KIT
09-11-00

[Fade into a press room, camera's are flashing and a huge SWF2K logo is seen behind the press desk. Suddenly Bisc Limpkit walks from the back with his gold suit and red shirt on, he takes the stand to address SWF-TV.]

Bisc Limpkit: Well, I'm here to announce next Saturday's Breakdown card! Michael Trey, is caught up with some other important buisness matters at the moment so I'm here, and ready. Are you guys?! Firstly, the first match for the night, and a quite fitting one at that will be the delayed Breakdown Title matchup, soooooooo if any wrestlers out there want a shot, all they gotta do is bring their asses down during the 30 minutes as "Relentless" Rob Blackwell will once again ATTEMPT to defend it, and not get put through a table for no reason!

[The camera's continue to flash, as Bisc continues....]

Bisc Limpkit: And the next one, the one you guys will be looking forward too, it's a SWF first, and it's a DOUBLE Caged Heat match! When ever we put weapons in a cage from now on, it'll be a Caged Heat match, but ever thought of putting two cages almost side by side, putting 3 men in each cage, and having the two winners battle it out later that night for the SWF Hardcore Title?! Ever thought of it?! Well that's what we're doing, Two cages will be side by side with a slight gap in between, then the first man out of each cage will fight later that night to be crowned the FIRST SWF Hardcore Title.

[Slight murmur from the wrestling-happy reporters...]

Bisc Limpkit: FIRST, in cage number one, sounds like a game show! In cage number one we'll have King Kobra, Iceman, the bigman Chazz Buzzsaw and the Canadian who nearly put the Kanadian in a deathbed; J-Dee Gin! In the second cage we'll have, let me see, who could we have?! Maybe HWF Owner and "The Superstar" of the SWF, Chaz Manson. And we'll also have another HWF legend in J. Simon Rykopathe, also we'll have the little Rabid man, and a new recruit to our roster, Gangus, and I 'spose we'll chuck in CWF World Champion, Jonathon "The Impact" Storm, in for good measure. And to clarify, the two cages will fight at the same time, with the first man out of both cages will fight the other later that night in a Smackdown! Rules Match, but more on that later!

Bisc Limpkit: Next is a Number One contenders match for the World Title, which was won in SLIGHTLY controversial matters. The contender match will be a three way, between Inferna, Sallymon and the man who THINKS he won the title, but was never in the match to win it, Damien Hunter!

Bisc Limpkit: NOW! For the main event, the Smackdown! Rules match for the Hardcore Title. What's a Smackdown! Rules match?! Well it's a down-right brutal match that will be one to remember, two men will enter, and simply one man will leave...and that's the bottom line. The two winners of the Double Caged Heat match will enter the main event with the following dillema; They must beat their opponent THREE times, but in THREE different ways. You can pin your opponent for a point, you can make your opponent submit for a point and finally you can render them unconcious for TEN seconds for a point. Once you have three points you win, and the match will ovbiously be No DQ and Falls Count anywhere!

Bisc Limpkit: So there we have it, Breakdown Match firstly, followed by the Double Caged Heat, followed by the #1 Contender match then for the MAIN EVENT, the Smackdown! Rules match! I'll just leave you with a questions, "Is it GOOD to be back with the SMACK?!"...

[Bisc leaves to a buzz of flashing cameras...]