(In the corner of the screen are the words EARLIER TODAY. A black hummer pulls up to the Fleet Center in Boston. The doors open and out step both members of Capital Punishment, The Lethal Enforcer and Punisher. They toss the keys to an SWF employee and begin to walk to the arena, but some fans and reporters cut them off. They try to get the people to leave them alone, but to no avail. Finally, Punisher gets fed up and punches out one of the fans. Both members of Capital Punishment begin fighting the crowd, until several Boston Police cars pull up and place both members under arrest. They are handcuffed and driven away as the camera fades out.)

(A voice over begins to introduce SiN Wrestling Federation's May Pay Per View, Power Struggle.)

Voice: This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by the SiN Wrestling Federation. The views and events expressed here are totally screwed up, and are not neccessarily the views of anyone. However, the events and suggestions that appear in this show are not to be taken lightly. Children should not partake in the viewing of this show with laces in their shoes. You should not attempt to operate heavy machinery, do elementary math, or ride a bike while this show is aired. SWF is not responsible for your actions. Upon viewing this show, you have agreed NOT to try this at home.

(Suddenly, BANG! Pyros explode as the show fades in on the Fleet Center in Boston, Massachusetts. “New Skin” by Methods of Mayhem and Kid Rock blasts over the PA system as the pyrotechnics continue to explode. The camera zooms to the SWF video playing on the huge screen, the SiNTV. It pans back to show the state-of-the-art entrance way, with a long ramp and impressive entrance door. As the fans settle down, the announcers begin to discuss what mayhem is about to occur here tonight.)

Tony: Hello and welcome everyone to the Smackdown Wrestling Federation's May Pay Per View Event, Power Struggle.

Rick: Tony... it's the SiN Wrestling Federation. Get it right, jackass.

Tony: Not after tonight Rick. I'm not going to worry about SiN DoGG anymore.

Rick: That's so noble and.... moronic.

Tony: Anyways, fans, we've got a great card for you tonight. All titles will be decided tonight is some insane matches. Starting off with the Hardcore Tourney, which involves all extremes: a Freezer Match, a Road Rage Match, and a To Hell And Back Match.

Rick: Also, we'll be seeing one of Michael Trey's signature matches: the Steel City Iron Man Match for the Brutality Title.

Tony: Not to mention the heated tag division, which has two tag team rumbles, culminating in a Tables Match for the Tag Belts.

Rick: Of course, we've also got the #1 contendership to the World Title on the line tonight in a 4 Tazers on a Pole Match.

Tony: Along with our HUGE double main event: Black Angel vs. Solomon in a Ladder match with a career stipulation for Solomon and a no-rematch stipulation for Black Angel, which will be followed by the Falls Anywhere, No Holds Barred match between former SWF President, Michael Trey, and current President SiN DoGG.

Rick: This is THE SiN event of the year, Tony.

Tony: Don't you ever give up? Anyways, we've also seen some problems already arise as the new tag team Capital Punishment were put under arrest for assault and battery on a group of fans earlier today. We'll be given more information about this once we can get it. Now I'm being told that the freezer match is ready to begin.

Rick: This is a match I have been looking forward to since it was first announced

(The camera cuts to the freezer where Iceman walks in accompanied only by a kendo stick gripped tightly in his right hand. Inferna is no where to be found as it is assumed that she is warming up for her upcoming tag team title match.)

Rick: Hey... where’s Inferna?

Tony: I don’t know, but I think Iceman wants to have a fair fight here. The scale is tipped in his favor already, this being a freezer match and all. You don’t see Grimace getting a purple velvet match...

Rick: I miss her already... *sniff*

Tony: Oh shut up...

(As Iceman enters, he sees a man sitting in the corner. He approaches the man to try to reveal his identity, but as he approaches him, Grimace attacks from behind with a flaming chair!)

Tony: Good move by Grimace, taking away the advantage from Iceman. He brought the heat into this match.

Rick: Well if ice is Iceman’s strength, Fire must be his weakness.

Tony: Who is that mystery man?

(Iceman falls to the ground in a heap as Grimace throws away the chair towards the mystery man, who remains still in the corner away from the action ensuing in the freezer. The man has a can beside him, and the substance inside the can is unknown as Grimace legdrops the fallen Iceman in the chest as Ice clutches his chest in pain. Grimace picks up Iceman and whips him into the side of the vast freezer. Surprisingly, as Ice hits the frozen freezer wall, he seems to regain some energy as he charges back and hits Grimace with a raging clothesline. Grimace falls down to the ground as Iceman hits him while he’s down with an elbow drop.)

Tony: Wow, Iceman really seems to have quite the advantage in his little fortress of solitude, now doesn’t he?

(Iceman gets back to his feet and performs a series of 4 more elbow drops onto the chest of Grimace. Iceman gets Grimace to his feet, kicks him the lower stomach, and attempts to fame-asser him to the cold icy ground. Unfortunately, this attempt is reversed as when Iceman’s leg hits the back of Grimace’s head, Grimace shoots upward in a vertical stance as Iceman backflips in the air, and lands on his stomach in a heap. Grimace capitalizes with a camel clutch as Iceman screams in pain.)

Tony: Sweet God!

Rick: I can’t believe Iceman has the power to scream after the blow.

(Grimace releases the hold and stomps upon the fallen Ice, but Iceman rolls out of danger and gets to his feet as Grimace charges towards a weakened Iceman. Iceman counters Grimace’s charge with a Samoan drop, but the fall does not seem to effect the big purple menace as he gets back to his feet. Grimace charges from a shorter distance this time, as Iceman counters once again with a pulling walk slam that sends Grimace down between his legs as the referee counts...)

(ONE.. Grimace kicks out right after the ref’s hand hits the cool freezer floor.)

Tony: Grimace is full of fight tonight!

Rick: Well he better be, win or lose, it’s a long night for Grimace this PPV!

(Grimace gets to his feet and scoop slams Ice to the hard floor as Iceman bounces back up to meet a snap suplex back to the floor. Grimace attempts to grab the feet of Iceman, only to meet a strong boot to the face as Iceman quickly gets to his feet and cross body blocks a stumbling Grimace. Grimace, however, catches the flying Iceman and takes him down with a devastating fall away slam that sends Iceman hurdling into the freezer wall next to the mystery man. Iceman hits the wall hard with a loud smack, and falls to the ground in a heap.)

Tony: That was a painful move delivered by Grimace, as Ice’s head snapped back and nailed the wall after his body made the initial contact.

Rick: Sub-title.... that had to suck!

(Grimace walks over towards the can near the mystery man and begins to pour the substance inside the can all over the freezer walls until they are completely covered. Grimace pulls a small object out of his trunks...)

Grimace: Is it hot in here?

(The object in Grimace’s hands is a Zippo lighter as flips back the top and lights up the walls! The freezer is now on fire as Iceman gets to his feet. Grimace attempts a raging clothesline, but Iceman ducks, and German suplex pins Grimace after the Purple Wonder passed him.)

(ONE............... T... Grimace kicks out.)

Tony: Grimace sure is taking a lot of pain here Rick.

Rick: Not as much pain as Black Angel is going to put Solomon through later on!

(Iceman is first to his feet as Grimace rolls to his side. Iceman travels to the corner opposite the mystery man and picks up his kendo stick. Ice walks over to Grimace, but is tripped up and drops his kendo stick after being taken down by a Grimace scissor sweep. Grimace takes his own purple Singapore cane and waits for Iceman to get to his feet. Grimace sends Ice back down to the ground after nailing him twice over the head with the cane. Grimace throws away his cane, picks up Iceman, and whips into the fiery wall! Iceman bounces back and stumbles towards Grimace as he holds his back in agony. Grimace kicks Iceman in the stomach and sets him between his legs for a powerbomb.)

Tony: Oh no...

Rick: I think its time for the Grim Reaper!

(Grimace lifts Iceman up, but Iceman grabs Grimace’s head and sends him down to the freezer floor in a face plant!)

Tony: What a move by Iceman!

Rick: Wait a minute, what the hell is going on? What’s that mystery man doing? I knew it! He’s here to help Iceman!

(The mystery man gets up and shoves Iceman out of the way on his way to the fallen Grimace. Grimace seems unaffected by the flames as the man slaps him in the face to revive the purple freak. The man pulls out a picture and begins to speak...)

Man: (Yelling) Do you remember this man, Grimace?

(Grimace’s eyes open wide as he gets to his feet and begins to attack Iceman with a fury of punches. Iceman attempts a roundhouse punch, but Grimace leans back out of the way, grabs Iceman in a full nelson as he spins around, and delivers a devastating full nelson slam to the canvas! Suddenly, we hear laughing as the hooded man walks away and removes his hood to reveal... TED FINCH!!!!!!!!!!)

Tony: Oh my God, the man was Ted Finch!

Rick: We have seen the last of Iceman!

(Grimace gets Ice to his feet and executes a devastating gut-wrench suplex back down to the canvas as Ice lays in pain. Grimace kicks Ice angrily and in fury as Ice guards his head in safety. Grimace gets Ice to his feet and attempts a vertical suplex, but Iceman lands on his feet behind Grimace as he grabs the back of Grimace’s head, lifts him up, and drops him in a reverse brainbuster on the freezer floor. Ice gets to his feet and whips Grimace to the blazing wall as he Grimace hits the wall and stumbles backwards back into Iceman, who sets up the purple machine for a German suplex pin.)

Tony: Grimace can’t take another German suplex.

(Grimace counters Ice’s attempt at a german suplex by kicking the cold one DIRECTLY in the nuts. Ice falls to the ground in a heap as Grimace turns around, picks Iceman up, and shoves his head into the flames burning on the freezer wall. He then puts Ice in a sleeper hold near the flames as Ice sweats profusely without any hint of ceasing as Grimace does not release the hold. Ice slowly falls out of consciousness as the wild swinging of his arms to break free dies down. The referee begins the count, but Ice’s hand does not even go down once as he begins to get a rush of adrenaline and breaks free of Grimace’s hold with many elbows to the mid-section. Iceman turns around, chops Grimace in the chest, kicks him in the stomach, and executes a jumping DDT on the purple machine!)

Tony: BELOW ZERO! BELOW ZERO!

Rick: Ice doesn’t have enough energy to start the count! Grimace is out of his reach!

(Ice lays still on the ground, as does Grimace, as the ref begins his count to ten..)

(ONE..... TWO..... THREE..... FOUR..... Iceman’s head pokes up from the ground, but falls back down again as he appears to be passed out from heat and exhaustion. FIVE..... SIX..... SEVEN..... Ice’s head pokes up once again, but falls back to the ground for a second time as the ref resumes the count. EIGHT..... NINE..... Ice’s head pokes up for a third time, as he rolls onto his stomach, and reaches onto Grimace so that his one hand has Grimace covered. The ref immediately drops to the ground and begins the count.)

(ONE... TWO... TH... Right before the ref’s hand hits the ground, Grimace breaks out by lifting his shoulder. An exhausted Iceman gets to his feet, as Grimace rolls towards a lead pipe, and picks it up as he also gets to his feet while Iceman takes a small breather.)

Tony: I thought we had a winner there Rick!

Rick: Well... we didn’t.

(Ice attacks Grimace with a clothesline, but Grimace pokes Ice in the stomach with the lead pipe as Iceman bends down clutching his stomach in pain. Grimace hooks Iceman’s right arm over his head, grabs Ice’s right leg, and lifts Ice directly into the air in a standing vertical perfect-plex type move. Once the blood has fully traveled to Iceman’s head, Grimace drops him on the back of his neck as Grimace holds onto the hooked leg.)

ONE... TWO... THR... Iceman breaks out!)

Tony: Oh my Lord I thought it was over.

Rick: Oh God what a move.

(Iceman gets to his feet, as does Grimace, as it is QUITE apparent that they are both EXHAUSTED. Iceman dropkicks Grimace as the fat purple man stumbles back into the burning wall. Ice walks over to Grimace and kicks him in the lower stomach as Grimace bends down and Ice puts Grimace’s head between his legs and attempts a powerbomb. Ice gets the fat man over, but Grimace squirms over Ice’s shoulder, and upon landing on his feet back to back with Ice, he grabs underneath Ice’s arms, lifts him into the air, and drops him in a sit-down crucifix powerbomb!)

(ONE... TWO... THREE!!! GRIMACE WINS BY PINFALL!)

Tony: What a match!

(Suddenly, Ted Finch appears again as he helps Grimace put the beat down on the fallen Iceman. Iceman lays on the ground in agony as Tiny Biggs and Kyle “The Mark” Solomon come to ruin the party! Tiny takes Ted Finch and throws him outside of the freezer as The Mark hits Grimace with his own Singapore cane as Grimace and Ted make the retreat! Solomon and Tiny help Iceman to his feet as Solomon pats Iceman on the back and the two men congratulate Ice on a job well done. Tiny and Ice go into Fire and Ice’s dressing room, while our camera continues to follow Solomon as he continues to walk down the hall... only to be beaten down by an awaiting Acid at the next corner! Acid takes Solomon by surprise as he picks up the former World Champion by the neck, and drops him to the ground in a chokeslam!

Tony: Oh my God Acid took Solomon by surprise! The former champ is helpless!

Rick: Oh yes...

(Acid continues the assault as he picks up the One Man Show, puts Solomon’s arm between his own legs, and executes Anthrax on the self-acclaimed “Boss of the Hot Sauce”! As Acid walks away, he tosses a milk carton onto Solomon’s body. The camera zooms in to the milk can, as we see that the carton has Solomon’s own face on it! The camera fades into the ring as we get ready for our next match.)

Tony: What a start to our night! ACiD attacking Solomon after Solomon and Biggs save IceMan from getting a beatdown by the Revolution of Hardcore, Grimace and Ted. Rick, I cannot believe Grimace beat Ice in his OWN match!

Rick: That should teach you that The Purple Freak is hardcore.

Tony: I think we all already knew that. I just thought he was more like Mick Foley. You know, he's hardcore, but it's almost always HIM who is taking the abuse.

Rick: While you ramble about out COMPETITION, I'm being told that the Steel City Iron Man Match has been set up. The turnbuckle padding: gone. The plastic rope padding: stripped away, leaving steel cable. The mats on the outside and in the ring: pulled up and replaced with steel sheets.

("Spacelord" by Monster Magnet starts to play. Nick Mars walks out to hear the crowd cheering. He makes his way to the ring and as he raises his fists, red flashes of pyro go off all around the ring. He grabs a mic.)

Tony: I guess we're going to hear Mars speak to us.

Rick: Cool. Wake me up when he's done.

Tony: I'm serious, Rick... you're gonna get hurt one of these days.

Rick: Zzzzzz....

Nick: Hello, all you crazy people, and welcome to the RED PLANET! (screams and cheers) Now, you all know what's up with this match, the Steel City Iron Match. Well, I think that it takes, similar to Superman, a man of steel to come out on top of this one tonight. And I know just the guy... I bet you do too. (Crowd chanting "Mars, Mars...") Of course, it's me, the War god, Nick Mars!

(The lights go dim and blue as "Brackish" by Kittie plays throughout the arena. Then after the pyros blast out walks Nail and his lovely valet Lilith. They calmly walk down to the ring getting an outstanding ovation from the fans. Nail, being 6'11", steps over the top rope, then lifts Lilith right over it. Nail looks straight at Nick Mars on the the other side of the ring with his deep red eyes and a sick smile comes across his face.)

Tony: ... psycho.

Rick (jolted awake): Wha... what?

("Devil Without A Cause" by Kid Rock blasts over the PA. The fans wait for The Barbedwire Kid to appear, but he doesn't. Then, "My Own Summer (Shove It)" by the Deftones begins to play... but Brian "The Sensation" Stevens doesn't show up either. The crowd begins to boo.)

Tony: I think the fans are going to riot.

Rick: Hey, that'd probably be just as entertaining as watching The Barbedwire Kid or Brian Stevens anyway.

(Finally, "Mickey" by Toni Basil plays over the speakers. Candy runs down the ramp and then does a flip over the ropes, does a sommersault, into a split and when she splits, confetti shoots out of the turnbuckles.)

Tony: This is Candy's SWF debut, as well as Nail and Nick Mars's debuts too.

Rick: Candy is going to FIGHT them?!

Tony: Uh... yeah. She's on the SWF roster, after all.

Rick: I'd rather she came over and wrestled with me....

(The bell rings and the match begins. Nick Mars goes after Nail right away, hitting several dropkicks in a row. After the third, Nail stays on the steel mat. Mars picks him up and scoop-slams him back to the steel. Candy has been watching this. She screams, attacking Mars from behind with several punches and a spinning heel kick. She backs against the steel rope cables and hits him with a swinging neckbreaker onto the cold, hard steel mat. She quickly goes for a cover.)

(1... 2.. KICKOUT!)

Rick: Barely a two-count. Still, she isn't half bad...

Tony: No she isn't.

Rick: ...for a girl.

Tony: No wonder you're single.

(Candy gets to her feet and gets hit right in the face with a steel chair by Nail. There is a huge dent in the seat of the chair.)

Tony: Ouch...

Rick: There goes Candy's modeling career.

(Nail picks her up and places her into position for a powerbomb to the outside. He lifts her up, but is attacked from behind by Nick Mars. Candy goes flying over the ropes and hits the steel outside floor with a loud THUD, while Nail's arm gets tied up in the steel cable ropes.)

Tony: This is just unholy... Candy may be busted up with cracked ribs, and Nail is stuck in those steel cables. They could do some serious damage!

Rick: Nick Mars is really in control here. We'll see if the young SWF wrestler knows how to capitalize on this one.

(Nick picks up the steel chair Nail used on Candy. He looks at Nail, then looks at the chair, and grins widely. Mars winds up and hits Nail in the head. Blood begins to trickle from Nail's forehead, and Nick Mars delivers another crushing blow with the chair.)

Tony: Nick Mars is doing some damage to Nail.

Rick: Yeah, but I saw the movie... it was soooooo lame.

Tony: Way to go Rick, alienate yet another potential sponsor...

(Blood has begun to flow more freely from Nail's head. Meanwhile, Candy slowly crawls to her feet and grabs the ring apron to pull herself up. She climbs into the ring; Nick Mars is still taunting Nail and delivering chair shots, oblivious to Candy. Candy low-blows Nick Mars and delivers a quick DDT. His head hits the steel sheet with a gut-wrenching sound.)

Tony: Candy has sucked it up and put Nick Mars on the steel.

Rick: The question is, how long can she keep him there?

(She unhooks Nail's arms from the steel cables. He slides to the steel mat and lays there. His head continues to bleed and his arms have been cut open in several spots too by the cables. Candy climbs the turnbuckle and dives off, hitting Nail with the Pom-Pom Bomb (Twisting Senton Splash). She crawls over to him and makes the cover.)

(1... 2... 3...)

Tony: Nail has been eliminated!

Rick: Candy is left to face Nick Mars... this will be interesting.

(Nick has gotten up from the DDT he recieved and touches his forehead. He's also begun to bleed. His face turns to stone as he stalks over to Candy.)

Tony: I have a feeling Candy is in deep, deep trouble.

Rick: What was your first....

Tony: Shut up Rick.

(Nick grabs Candy as she gets up from making the pin on Nail. He whips her into the ropes. As she comes back towards him, he ducks and lets her go by again. Once she comes back, he flips her over with a hip toss. He brings her to her feet and holds on around her waist. Quickly, he snaps off a german suplex, then another. As he sets up for the third, The PACT step out of the entry way, looking down towards the ring as Nail walks past to get to the back. After a short staredown with Nail, they turn their attention to the ring.)

Tony: The PACT is out here! What do they want or care about Nick Mars?

Rick: Their probably just here to check out Candy's "moves", that's all.

Tony: Not all of us are like you Rick. They must have a good reason.

(Nick Mars holds the last german suplex for a pin.)

(1... 2... KICKOUT!)

Tony: Oh man!!

Rick: Mars just about had it won there with a very long two-count.

Tony: I don't know how Candy kicked out of that pin, I thought Mars had it.

Rick: It appears the PACT isn't too happy with that.

(The members of The PACT shake their heads. Nick gets to his feet and lays several punches to Candy. He whips her into the cables and clothelines her to the mat, quickly following up with a figure-four leglock. The ref checks in with Candy, but she refuses to tap. She reaches for the cable ropes, and uses the leverage to reverse the submission! Mars begins to squirm in pain. The ref checks with him, and Nick shakes his head.)

Tony: These two just refuse to give up!

Rick: Man, Candy is better than I gave her credit for.

(Candy releases the submission and gets up. She places a couple new chairs onto Nick Mars and she climbs a turnbuckle. She jumps off, attempting a moonsault, but Mars moves at the last second!)

Tony: Mars moved! Mars moved!

Rick: My poor, sweet, Candy!

(Mars and Candy slowly get to their feet. Candy lunges at Nick to attempt a clothesline, but he ducks and picks her up. He executes the Mission From Mars (Fireman Carry to Sit-Down Powerbomb)! Candy hits the steel; a sickening THUD rings through the arena.)

Tony: MISSION FROM MARS!!!

Rick: This one is all over...

(Nick holds the sit-down powerbomb for the pin.)

(1... 2... 3...)

Tony: Nick Mars wins! He's the new SWF Brutality Champion!

Rick: Candy better be all right.

Tony: This will be quite a platform for Nick Mars. Many of the past SWF Brutality Champs have moved on to bigger things. Kyle Solomon and even former and FUTURE President Michael Trey have held the belt.

(Nick gets up and is handed the Brutality Belt. He holds it high in the air, and yells to the fans "Who's the Wargod?!" and they chant "You are!" As he does this, The PACT quietly recedes to backstage unnoticed.)

Tony: I’ve just received word that Tiny Biggs and Crazy Clown couldn’t wait for the cameras, for our second ever Road Rage match has already begun!

Rick: Aww..... I wanted to see as much pain and violence as possible...

(Camera cuts in as we find a fallen Tiny Biggs beside the car as Crazy Clown gets ready to splash Tiny from the hood. Crazy Clown leaps into the air, but meets the pavement as Tiny quickly moves out of the way.)

Tony: He’s awful agile for a man of his size.

Rick: He’s awful dumb too, but you don’t hear him braggin' about THAT characteristic, now do you?

(Tiny gets to his feet as he picks up Crazy Clown and vertical suplexes him onto the hood of the car. Tiny steps onto the hood of the car as we see the front end of the vehicle nearly touch the ground. Crazy Clown gets to his feet and hits Biggs with several punches to the mid-section as Tiny bends over, holding his stomach, only to meet Crazy Clown’s knee to his face as the manical clown hits Tiny in the face and Manhattan drops him as Tiny comes crashing down on the windshield of the vehicle, cracking it, but not penetrating the glass. CC jumps off the side of the car and travels to the trunk as he flashes a menacing grin.)

Tony: What’s he smiling about?

Rick: I don’t know but it can’t be good.

Tony: No it cannot.

(Crazy Clown pulls out a tire iron from the back seat of the trunk as Tiny gets to his feet, steps on the roof of the car and takes down CC with a flying clothesline. Tiny and Crazy Clown seem to both be hurt as CC is the first to get to his feet. Tiny gets to his feet, only to meet a tire iron to the side of the head by a charging CC. Crazy continues to pummel Tiny with the tire iron, but the blows don’t seem to affect the big man too much as he only seems to be getting angrier as the pummeling continues. Finally, Tiny catches the tire iron as he is on his back, kicks Crazy Clown away, stumbles to his feet, and nails the Clown with the iron as Crazy Clown falls to the ground in a big face-painted mess. Tiny is in a rage now as he chucks the tire iron away and looks in the trunk for a weapon of his own. He grabs the object and attempts to lift it once, but to no avail. He attempts to lift it again, and is successful in lifting out.... A SPARE TIRE!)

Tony: OH MY GOD!

Rick: Tiny is crazy! Someone restrain him!

Tony: He has gone crazy!

(Crazy gets to his feet, only to fall back down as Tiny side-arm hurls the tire at him. Crazy falls down as the tire meets him in the chest and lands on top of him as he lays on his back. Tiny climbs to the top of the car as Crazy desperately attempts to gain some air and push the tire off his stomach. Tiny gets the top of the car as Crazy lifts the tire directly above him, but cannot move the tire out of the way in time as Tiny leaps off the car and crushes Crazy Clown between the tire and the ground. Tiny gets the tire off Crazy as CC gasps for air and clutches his chest. Tiny grabs his head and shoves him into the side window of the driver side of the car as Crazy goes through the glass in front of the ignition, where the keys are waiting in the ignition. Crazy Clown is in the game enough to start the car, but unfortunately, his feet are dangling out of the window and cannot nearly reach the gas. Tiny hears the engine roar, pulls Crazy out of the car, and onto the hood of the car as he also climbs on top of the hood to finish his job.)

Tony: This match is nearly over.

Rick: And what a match it has been... too bad we couldn’t have seen it from the beginning.

Tony: Maybe you’d like to take it up with Tiny after the match?

Rick: Well... I suppose this was enough... what a show eh Tony?

(Crazy hits Tiny in the nuts as he is climbing onto the hood of the car. CC piledrives Tiny onto the hood of the car as the wheels dip a little further as Tiny holds his head in agony, and Crazy Clown gets him to his feet to finish him off. Crazy sets up Tiny for a suplex, but Tiny just won’t go up easily as he reverses the attempt and thrusts Crazy Clown into the air and keeps him there for a few moments. He then brainbusts Crazy onto the windshield of the car, but surprisingly, Crazy slowly gets to his feet for more. Tiny grabs Crazy’s throat with both hands and begins to lift Crazy into “The Biggs Bomb”; but Crazy kicks him in the nuts, grabs his head, and swinging DDTs the big man onto the pavement off the hood, with Tiny landing in front of the car! Crazy gets into the car in a mad kind of stumble, steps on the gas, backs up a bit, and runs over Tiny as he rides away to victory!)

Rick: Crazy Clown wins! Crazy Clown wins!

Tony: My God... Tiny must be devastated by that car. He might have broken an arm, a leg... he might even have a concussion after that match. He still has the 4-Tazers match later on!

Rick: Hey, this is where the men are seperated from the boys.

Tony: You're heartless. Fans, we'll update you on Tiny later, but right now I'm being told by the producers that we have a report on the developing legal situation regarding Capital Punishment. We're going to cut backstage to Shaun Harper, SWF Reporter. He's standing by with President SiN DoGG.

(The scene cut to the back, where SiN DoGG is lounging in his backstage office. The reporter, Shaun Harper, sits on the other side of SiN's desk.)

Shaun: President SiN, we've been told you know more about the situation involving Capital Punishment.

SiN DoGG: Hold on now, Shaun. You gotta let me do my intro. Yo, where my (beep) at? Now, as for those stupid mutha***kas Lethal Enforcer and Punisher, they've been locked up for assault and battery. The judge refuses to set a bail. They will be detained and put to trial. Apparently, the judge is against wrestling and wants to show that our industy is a bad example for kids, or some shit. Now, since Capital Punishment is unable to participate in their Tag Rumble, I am moving Reckless Abandon to the SECOND Rumble so they can kick The PACT's asses. The DoGG has spoken.

(Shaun Alexander turns back to the camera.)

Shaun: Well, this certainly alters the course of tonight's events. Back to you in the booth, Tony and Rick.

(We cut back into the booth with Rick and Tony.)

Tony: Thank you Shaun. Well, that obviously changes things around a bit for us.

Rick: Yeah. Shaun just told us that.

Tony: Yeah yeah yeah. As for Tiny Biggs, I'm being told he has minor cuts and abrasions, a slight concussion, but nothing serious enough to stop him from wrestling later tonight. Moving on, the ring has been restored after that Steel City Match and is ready for our first Tag Team Battle Royal. Now that Reckless Abandon has been moved out of this match, it is New Revolution, Revolution of Hardcore, Fire and Ice, and Wavelength.

Rick: And hear comes security...

(Just Rick said, the security guards come out to the ring in riot gear, surrounding the area.)

Rick: What's this for again?

Tony: So no one leaves illegally or comes in illegally.

Rick: Oh yeah...

("Revolution Is My Name" by Pantera blasts over the speakers signalling the entrance of the New Revolution. The lights go out and the opening scratching riff starts up. Each deep drum bass note cues a small amount of red/orange pyro to shoot up at either sides of the entrance way. The SiNTV shows a flatlined heartbeat bounce of each of these notes as well. Then the next riff hits and two red/orange spotlights move around the entrance way waiting for Bisc and LordK to enter. Bang! The same enterance way pyro shoots up in a constant stream as the lyrics kick in and Bisc and LordK walk out. Bisc and LordK move around at the enterance as a spotlight each follows them. They then stand still, each looking at another part of the crowd. Their heads looking over the crowd, browsing. Then they walk down the entrance side-by-side and roll into opposite sides of the ring. Then Bisc and LordK take opposite turnbuckles and give the Devils signal with both arms while there heads rock to the music. They then jump down and the lights kick back in.)

Tony: These guys haven't seen much SWF action, but their mouths have done plenty of talking. They've already got into a musical fued with newcomers Wavelength and have exchanged words with nearly every SWF team.

Rick: I hate this music...

Tony: Really? It's starting to grow on me.

(The lights go out. "Serial Thrillah" pumps on the PA. The SiNTV shows the words Raver and Rocker. Two pyros go off at either side of the entrance way and Wavelength walk out. They hold their fists up to get the crowd going and run into the ring. Each one takes a turnbuckle and raises their fists again.)

Rick: Here's the music fued again.

(The arena is completely dark. Two pits open up in the entrance stage. One is surrounded by 6' high flames while the other has blue light and a fog coming out of it. From the Fire pit, Inferna rises. From the dry ice pit, the IceMan emerges. They meet at center stage and give each other a huge all-enveloping kiss. With that, they grasp hands and walk down the ramp to fight. Inferna looks excited, IceMan looks serious. They enter the ring and each mount a turnbuckle. They raise their arms and incite the crowd to cheer. The fans go wild and the team is now ready to fight.)

Rick: Ugh... gag me.

Tony: Gladly.

Rick: You're SO funny.

Tony: Back to the business at hand, we're just waiting for the Revolution of Hardcore, Grimace and Ted, to arrive.

("How Many Times" by ICP hits the system in the Fleet Center. The fans wait for Grimace and Ted to enter, but they don't. Suddenly, a huge roar comes from backstage. A HUGE monster truck comes in through a cleared area beside the entryway. It drives right up to the ring and out climb Grimace and Ted. Ted gets out onto the hood and hits Randy Raver with a clothesline! Grimace gets out and slides two tables into the ring before entering, as the bell sounds for the match to begin.)

Tony: It seems Grimace came prepared tonight.

Rick: He always does.

Tony: Those tables aren't going to do much good in a Battle Royal, unless they're used in the ring.

(New Revolution both brawl with Wavelength immediately. Grimace and Ted focus on Fire and Ice. Grim holds Ice's arms while Ted pummels him in the stomach, until Inferna breaks it up.)

Tony: Save by Inferna.

(Grimace turns and knocks her away from him. She ends up in the middle of New Revolution and Wavelength, unable to get out. Grimace sets up a table. Ted sets IceMan up for a powerbomb, and Grimace helps him spike Ice through the table!)

Tony: Ice is in trouble, with Inferna unable to help him.

Rick: Good call.

(Grimace climbs the turnbuckle for a high risk maneuver as Ted sets up the second table. He places IceMan onto it as Grimace yells something to the crowd.)

Tony: Grimace just went through a Freezer match, and now he's going for a high risk maneuver?!

(Grimace is about to do a senton bomb onto Ice, when Inferna dives to grab the ropes. Grimace loses his balance and falls to the outside!)

Rick: The moron just lost the match.

Tony: Hey, that's what happens when you go for the big move.

Rick: He's still got a Hardcore Title match with Crazy Clown tonight. He's still got one more chance.

(Grimace and Ted both climb up into the monster truck and drive to the back. Meanwhile, Fire and Ice regroup. They break up New Revolution's brawl with Rikki Rocker and Randy Raver, and it splits off into two groups of three. Randy, Ice, and LordK all brawl, exchanging devastating punches. LordK finally grabs ahold of both men and lays them out with a double reverse russian legsweep.)

Tony: LordK is not one to be messed with, I guess.

Rick: Yeah, I hear he's one hell of a cook too.

Tony: Where do you get this stuff?!

(Meanwhile, Inferna, Rikki, and Bisc are fighting. There are reversals everywhere, with most of the moves getting blocked. Inferna finds an open spot when Rikki is fighting with Bisc, and she lays him out with a super kick. She goes to fight LordK. She whips him into the ropes, but its in IceMans direction, who has just reached his feet. LordK quickly sees this and clotheslines IceMan over the top rope, eliminating Fire and Ice!!)

Tony: Fire and Ice are gone! It's been a very rough night for IceMan so far.

Rick: Hey, he still gets to go home with Inferna, right?

Tony: Uh... yeah. He has put up quite a performace tonight, however.

Rick: Yeah he did. Wait, so now it's down to Wavelength and New Revolution?!

(New Revolution and Wavelength both reach their feet at the same time. They circle each other for a few moments, until they attack. Bisc and LordK both double team Rikki, until Randy comes and gets ahold of Bisc. Bisc tries to swing away at Randy, but Randy just ducks and pushes him into the corner.)

Rick: Bisc is in trouble now....

(He climbs the turnbuckle and lays in several punches as the crowd counts. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SI... Randy gets stopped at six by LordK, who has gotten Rikki down to the mat. Bisc recovers for a second, while LordK knocks Randy to his feet. LordK runs to the opposite ropes and excutes the High Velocity DDT (mid rope moonsault into a DDT) on Randy!)

Tony: What in THE HELL was that?

Rick: Come on Tony, didn't you know?

Tony: Know what?

Rick: That the New Revolution innovates all their moves. I've seen them train; most of the stuff they use hasn't even been seen in the Big Two before.

Tony: Wow, I'm impressed. You actually have some knowledge that has a use.

(Bisc and LordK whip Rikki into the ropes while Randy is down. They double clothesline him, and then pick up Randy for a double team suplex. They then set up Rikki for their double team finisher, but Randy interferes. Bisc kicks him in the stomach and busts a part of Grimace's broken table over his head. Randy slides to the mat and the New Revolution executes the Revolutionizer (Super face-first sit-down powerbomb into diamond cutter) on Rikki Rocker!)

Tony: That has GOT to be it.

Rick: You'd think so, wouldn't you?

(The New Revolution both go to toss Rikki out. Randy sees this and just as the New Revolution has tossed Rikki over the top, he grabs Bisc and throughs him over also. However, it's a second too late, as Rikki's feet hit the ground first. The ref calls for the bell, raising LordK's hand!)

Tony: New Revolution WON!

Rick: Barely.

Tony: I don't think Randy is too happy about that.

(Randy and LordK both get into a brawl until security breaks it up and escorts both teams to the back.)

Tony: New Revolution has just won the first Tag Battle Royal and will advance to the title match. This is their first PPV and only their second card, Rick!

Rick: You never shut up, do you. Anyways, the ring crew has doused the mats outside the ring in flammable liquid and has signaled that we are ready for the To Hell And Back Hardcore Title match between Crazy Clown and Grimace.

Tony: Now this match should be great.

Rick: Just as long as we get to see the entire massacre this time...

Tony: Well the match is just about re...

(Tony is interrupted, thank God, by “How Many Times” by the Insane Clown Posse blasts through the speakers as Grimace comes down to ringside now wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and his purple camouflage pants along with black shoes and cut off gloves. The fans boo as Grimace just raises his hands confidently, practically begging them to boo more, and louder.)

Tony: He looks real tired Rick.

(Suddenly, the Posse is interrupted by “Debonaire”, by Dope as Crazy Clown runs to ringside with a barbed wire bat and a can of gasoline and slides in the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd. CC lets down his gear by a corner of the ring as we see he’s clothed in baggy attire, and his hands wrapped in gauze. Grimace and CC waste no time as they instantly tie up before the bell rings.)

Tony: The ring attendants are now dousing the mats with gasoline.

(The ring attendants douse the ring in gasoline as Grimace takes the early advantage with scoop slam takedown followed by a running shoulder block. However, it looks as if Grimace’s moves aren’t as effective as usual as CC seems to have a bit more energy than the fat man. The ring attendants light the ring up as Grimace, running to the ropes, covers his eyes on the way as the ring lights up nice and bright. We see Crazy Clown smile as Grimace comes back towards him as he takes him down with a hurricaranna. CC runs to the ropes and lands a springboard moonsault on Grimace, but Grimace has enough energy to get back to his feet so as not to give CC an advantage.)

Rick: Grimace is looking slow after his previous two matches of the night.

Tony: Well that’s how Crazy Clown is going to look after this match, as he has a tag team lumberjack match after this; so don’t look for Crazy Clown to be all over during this match. He has to save some up for his quest for the tag team titles.

Rick: If CC wins his next match, he could have FOUR matches on this night...

Tony: That’s a feat I don’t think Solomon would even try!

(Crazy Clown gets a little over confident as he backs up against the ropes and attempts another hurricaranna, only to have Grimace slam him down to the ring in a powerbomb. Grimace travels to the corner of the ring in which his purple singapore cane is situated. He runs towards CC and slams him in the head with the cane as Crazy Clown falls back to the mat and Grimace continues his assault. Crazy Clown takes the beating willingly, and eventually Grimace stops the assault as he faces the outside of the ring, and appears to count to himself as he warms up for a trip outside of the ring.)

Tony: What is he doing?

Rick: I don’t know...

(Grimace runs outside of the ring, quickly grabs a folding table, slides it into the ring, and grabs another table, sliding that table into the ring as well. Grimace slides into the ring as Crazy Clown gets to his feet, clutching his sides in agony as Grimace sets up one of the tables, and sets it on it’s legs outside of the ring as Crazy Clown hits him from behind with a raging clothesline while he is facing the outside of the ring. Grimace nearly falls over the top, but he keeps hold of the top rope and slides underneath the bottom rope as he tries to get back into the ring while Crazy Clown sets up the second table in the center of the ring. Grimace slides into the ring, but Crazy Clown is ready for him as he nails Grimace with an elbow before Grimace can get to his feet. Crazy gets Grimace to his feet, but Grimace nails him in the balls with a strong right hand as CC goes down to his knees in agony.)

Tony: The first Hardcore champ of the SWF isn’t going to let Crazy Clown walk away with a victory tonight.

Rick: This is one of the greatest rivalries in SWF history!

Tony: Why, because they’re hardcore?

Rick: No, because its two on one... just the way it should be: Fit for my viewing pleasure.

Tony: You’re sick.

Rick: But seriously...

Tony: Well CC doesn’t have Acid here to save him right now.

(Grimace rests the front of Crazy Clown’s neck on the second rope as CC faces the flames, and Grimace runs towards the opposite rope. Grimace comes raging back and chokes Crazy Clown with the rope by jumping on his back, forcing his right thigh on the back of CC’s neck, sandwiching Crazy’s neck between Grimace’s massive leg and the rope. Crazy falls to the mat, holding his throat in a desperate attempt for some air, as Grimace climbs to the top rope. As Grimace gets to the top rope however, Crazy Clown jumps to his feet, clips the side of Grimace’s leg, squaring the purple one on the top turnbuckle. CC places Grimace’s legs one on each of his shoulders as he picks the big man up off the turnbuckle, turns around, and delivers a devastating diving powerbomb through the table situated in the middle of the ring. Crazy Clown and Grimace both lay on the ground in exhaustion.)

Tony: What a move by Crazy Clown!

Rick: Oh my God what power!

Tony: Well these men are practically the same build. Crazy Clown is a mere pound shy of Grimace’s 266 lb mark, and is 2 inches taller.

(Crazy Clown gets to his feet as he crawls towards his turnbuckle where he has his barbed wire bat. He gets to his feet, and holds up the barbed wire bat for the fans. The fans cheer, but Crazy Clown isn’t satisfied, as he pulls a rag out of his shirt. He then douses the rag in the gasoline and wraps it around the bat. The fans cheer as CC waves the bat on the flames outside of the ring and the bat lights up. CC climbs to the top turnbuckle, and delivers a diving forearm from the top rope with the bat in front of his forearms.)

Tony: Oh God...

Rick: YES! PAIN! SUFFERING! SHOW NO MERCY! FINISH HIM OFF!

(Grimace screams in pain as Crazy Clown lets the bat slip out of his hands as he picks Grimace up and attempts a gut-wrench suplex. However, Grimace will not go up as he does not lift his feet from the ground, and performs a modified shoulder back toss on Crazy Clown as CC hurdles behind Grimace onto the broken remains of the table. Grimace seems to get a boost of energy as he picks up CC, and climbs on the ring apron. He attempts to suplex Crazy to the outside of the ring, but CC hooks the bottom rope with his foot.)

Tony: Well, that’s not going to work.

(CC attempts to suplex Grimace into the ring, but Grimace hooks the bottom rope, punches CC numerous times in the lower stomach and nuts as CC bends down and Grimace pulls him to the ring apron. Grimace bends down CC and picks him up for a powerbomb on the now-flaming table on the outside of the ring. He picks up Crazy Clown and slams him down WITH AUTHORITY on the flaming table outside of the ring. Grimace quickly goes for the cover.)

(ONE... TWO... TH... Crazy Clown kicks out!)

Rick: That is one tough Clown.

(Grimace and Crazy Clown both quickly climb into the ring as they both roll on the canvas, attempting to put out the flames from their baggy clothing. Grimace approaches Crazy Clown, leaning up against a turnbuckle, by attempting a charging shoulder attack. Crazy quickly sees Grimace’s head down coming towards him as he jumps in the air, using the top ropes as leverage to send Grimace into the turnbuckle behind him as he hovers in the air. Crazy Clown jumps behind Grimace’s back, as Grimace is face first in the turnbuckle. Crazy grabs his head, turns him around and puts Grimace’s head under his arm as CC climbs to the second turnbuckle and swinging DDTs Grimace from the second rope. Crazy climbs to the top turnbuckle as Grimace lays still on the ground, motionless. Crazy attempts a top rope leg drop, but Grimace quickly moves as Crazy crashes on the canvas. Grimace slowly gets to his feet after a few moments of laying still on the ground.)

Tony: That had to hurt!

(Grimace rolls out of the ring once again as he pulls out another table and sets it up OUTSIDE OF THE RING. Grimace seems to have grown slightly tolerable to the fire as he sets up the table and slides back into the ring.)

Tony: Grimace looks extremely fatigued while Crazy Clown looks slightly less tired and ready for more action.

Rick: Don’t count out Grimace.

(Grimace picks up Crazy Clown for a powerbomb outside of the ring, but Crazy slips his legs around Grimace’s shoulders and lands on the ring apron, as he forces Grimace’s neck on the top rope. Grimace is in pain as he stays on his feet by holding the top rope. However Crazy Clown is also holding the top rope as he thrusts his shoulder into Grimace’s mid-section, loosening Grimace’s grip and allowing CC to take the vulnerable Grimace on the ring apron. Grimace still has fight left however as he and CC trade punches on the ring apron, with Grimace eventually gaining the advantage as he places CC’s head between his legs as he picks him up for a crucifix powerbomb.)

Tony: Sweet mother... Grimace is going to kill Crazy Clown!

Rick: This is hardcore... at its finest.

(As CC hangs behind Grimace, he blindly kicks backwards and nails Grimace in the nuts as Grimace releases the hold on CC’s underarms and falls to his knees. CC lands on his feet as Grimace and CC both simultaneously turn around as CC kicks Grimace in the mid-section, puts his head between his legs, and delivers a devastating cradle piledriver from the ring apron outside of the ring through the flaming table! CC jumps back on the ring apron, pumps once, and hits a depleted Grimace with a second rope springboard moonsault from the ring apron to the outside of the ring! CC hooks the leg...)

(ONE... TWO... THREE!!! WINNER, AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION, CRAZY CLOWN!

Rick: I knew Crazy Clown could do it... all along.

Tony: Uh... Rick... they're both on fire!

(The ring attendants put the flames out with hoses that were installed for this purpose. Grimace lies face down after all the flames are out and Crazy Clown gets to his feet. He laughs his insane laugh, and pulls out a lighter and grabs some left over gasoline. He douses the gauze he is wearing in gas and lights it up. As the EMTs help Grimace to his feet, Crazy Clown blows a fireball right into Grim's face!)

Tony: That INSANE clown just blew a huge fireball and set Grimace on fire AGAIN!

(Crazy Clown laughs and begins to walk up the entrace as the medical staff put the flames out once again. As they are strapping Grimace onto a stretcher, Crazy Clown douses his new Hardcore Title in gasoline and lights the belt on fire! He tosses it across his shoulder and begins to laugh once again as he walks backstage.)

Rick: Like I said, Reckless Abandon are not to be messed with.

Tony: They're just insane.

Rick: Right. Would you mess with an insane person?

Tony: I have to work with you, don't I? Ahem... As we wait for the ring to be cleared and set up, I'm told that we have Michael Trey with Shaun Harper backstage. Shaun?

(The screen cuts to backstage, where Michael Trey stands by with Shaun.)

Shaun: Yes, Tony, Michael is here with me. He wanted to send out a message of sorts.

Michael: As we've already seen tonight, SiN DoGG thinks he can just change matches as he wishes. He thinks title belts can just be tossed around whenever he chooses. He seems to forget that this is MY company, I'm the one who created it. I'm the one who gave him his break here in the SWF when no other federation would take the chance to put him on the air. And then he repays me by taking over my own fed in my absence?! I've said it over the past month. I am the AUTHORITY here in SWF. I'm here to put things back like they were. I'm here to right to wrongs and to remove the cancer from this federation. That cancer goes by the name of DoGG.

(The camera cuts back to the booth, where they are ready for the second tag battle royal match.)

Tony: Strong words from the former and future President of this company. It is time for second Tag Team Battle Royal. As we said earlier in the show, Reckless Abandon is taking the place of Capital Punishment, who were arrested for assault.

Rick: The PACT is in deep trouble here, I think. The Pimp Squad and Reckless Abandon? In the same match, against The PACT? Even Storm Watch hasn't showed their faces in weeks, so I doubt they'll help out The PACT.

Tony: I agree that The PACT is in trouble, but in SWF, you never can be sure of the winner.

Rick: I'm not sure of the winner. I'm just sure of the loser.

(The tune of "Debonaire" by Dope begins as the lights simultaneously go out. The ring then lights ablaze, with the ropes being set on fire. An awesomely loud explosion extinguishes the blaze immediately, as the lights come back on. ACiD stands, towering in the center of the ring. Crazy Clown is sitting on the mat,in the corner, talking to himself. You can see that he was slightly burned from the To Hell And Back match, but he doesn't even realize or care.)

Rick: THE most dominant team in SWF today, Tony.

Tony: I don't know about that. Did you see the clip of ACiD as the Easter bunny? He was soooooooo cute!

("Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees plays. Silky and Big Daddy, the Pimp Squad, come out accompanied by Sho'Nuff. Silky comes struttin' out and does a Buff Bagwell style low pose and shakes his head and mutters something about how incredible he is. After the low pose, he jives his way to the ring, plays air guitar a bit, and does a front handspring over the top rope. Big Daddy, however, comes out to the ring slow and holds cane up at center of chest, then waves condescendingly toward crowd before he begins to walk toward the ring. Once in the ring, ACiD and Big Daddy both nod their heads toward one another while Crazy Clown and Silky tap fists.

Tony: Like I said, The PACT is in trouble here.

Rick: Of course. You think Reckless Abandon would come out here without a plan?

(The announcer tells the crowd that Storm Watch did not show up tonight.)

Tony: Figures.

(The PACT is the only team left. RA and the Pimp Squad both lay in wait for the PACT, but no one shows. Finally, X steps into the entryway. He yells down at the four men in the ring. Meanwhile, Blane sneaks into the ring from behind. He wraps something over Big Daddy's mouth, and the big man goes unconscious!)

Tony: Blane just gassed Big Daddy! This nearly evens up the odds!

Rick: I think the others have caught on to the trick now.

(Silky turns and he and Blane brawl to a corner. X slides into the ring, but is immediately doubleteamed by Reckless Abandon. Blane whips Silky into the opposite turnbuckle and as Silky returns his direction his drops him with a Samoan drop. Blane goes to help X, who is trying to fend off RA. X and Crazy Clown split off and X eventually backs Crazy into a corner. He strong whips him into the opposite corner. Crazy hits hard and falls on his face. X runs over and puts Crazy Clown in the tree of woe position. He kicks CC in the face repeatedly, until Silky walks over and taps him on the shoulder. X turns and is about to strike Silky, but Silky holds up a Bic lighter, and clicks it! X sees the flame and drops to his knees, near the point of crying.)

Tony: I think Silky has X under his control, mentally, after the whole "burning" incident.

(Silky waves the flame in front of X. He slaps him in the face and screams over and over "THOU SHALT NOT FUCK WIT DA PIMP SQUAD!", right in X's face. He turns to find where Blane is, when he gets speared in the gut by Blane!)

Tony: Jason Blane to the rescue.

(This interruption breaks the spell over X, as he gets to his feet. Blane gets up off of Silky. It appears that as Silky fell, he accidentally set himself on fire with the lighter! Blane grabs the flaming Silky, and tosses him over the top and to the floor!)

Tony: Pimp Squad has been eliminated!!

(X pushes the still woozy Big Daddy out onto the floor beside Silky, who has been put out by the ring crew. The Pimp Squad get to their feet and struggle to the back. Meanwhile, ACiD finally gets Crazy Clown out of the turnbuckle.)

Rick: The PACT may have gotten the best of the Pimp Squad, but they won't do the same to Reckless Abandon.

Tony: Have you even been right about a match yet tonight?

Rick: I'm always right.

Tony: ... idiot.

(Blane and X doubleteam ACiD as Crazy Clown lays on the mat, exhausted. ACiD holds them off from a little while, delivering some impressive punches, but eventually The PACT takes control. Blane holds ACiD as X nails him with several uppercuts and jabs. Blane releases ACiD and X picks the big man up and puts him down him a pump handle slam.)

Rick: Why isn't Crazy Clown helping his partner?!

Tony: He's been through one hell of a night, Rick.

(Crazy Clown staggers to his feet, but Blane dropkicks him towards the ropes. Crazy Clown falls over the top rope but manages to hold onto the ropes and slide in underneath.)

Rick: Close one for CC.

(Blane and X have once again gone back to doubleteaming ACiD. ACiD manages to put knock Blane to the ground. He then kicks X in the gut, and grabs him by the throat, chokeslamming him to the mat.)

Rick: ACiD really is holding up well here on his own.

Tony: He can't withstand a doubleteam effort for very long, though.

(ACiD picks up Blane and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a big boot to the face, but Blane slides underneath. Blane quickly grabs ACiD's head and hits a running bulldog. Crazy Clown is getting to his feet slowly once again.)

Rick: Crazy Clown just doesn't give up.

Tony: Honestly Rick, as much as I hate the guy, he's gone through so much tonight that I'm surprised he's standing.

(As Crazy Clown regains his composure, X and Blane have picked up ACiD. They whip him into the ropes and follow-up with a double team clothesline, which ACiD ducks. He then returns off the ropes and nails them both with clotheslines. Blane bounces to his feet and recieves a second clothesline, while X goes back to work on CC. Blane gets up once again, and ducks the third clotheline. He pushes ACiD towards the ropes while his back is turned, and ACiD finally goes tumbling over the ropes!)

Tony: The PACT wins!

Rick: Just like I said, Tony.

Tony: Michael Trey, if you can hear me, I want you to fire this man the minute you win SWF control back from SiN....

(X and Blane throw Crazy Clown over the ropes. The security guards escort ACiD and Crazy Clown to the back, both of whom are absolutely outraged.)

Tony: I don't think they're happy... Anyways, up next is the 4 Tazers on a Pole Match for the #1 Contendership of the HWF. We've already seen Tiny in that vicious Road Rage match earlier which he lost, so he might have a slight disadvantage here.

("Down Bottom" plays as Brome Anguish comes out. He looks up and yells as fireworks go off. Brome struts to the ring with a very determined look on his face. He enters the ring, raises his arms, and then walks to his corner and waits for his opponents.)

Tony: The "Thug", Brome Anguish.

Rick: He is a thug.

Tony: You're way worse than a "thug". Be happy we don't nickname you what you really are.

(The lights go all silly like the arena is a strip club, then there's the building power chords and the high pitched "Oh, ohh, OOOHHHH!!!" And Silky, accompanied by Sho'Nuff comes struttin' out and does a Buff Bagwell style low pose and shakes his head and mutters something about how incredible he is. He's dressed head to toe in Shiny latex. A zip up trench, pants that are tight on his ass and baggy everywhere else, black high polish boots, a gold chain with the 'male' symbol penetrating the 'female' symbol, Oakley's, and cloth boxers wraps on his hands. After the low pose, he jive walks his way to the ring, air guitar a bit, and front handspring over the top rope. He runs around the ring and yells to the crowd, then stands in the center, make a heart shape with his hands, and swings them down as he stomps both feet. Then he takes off the Oakleys and the trench coat.)

Tony: I hate this guy.

Rick: No kidding. That have anything to do with the beating he handed out to you on "The Red Light District"?

Tony: No, not at all.... OF COURSE.

Rick: Just watch your mouth... he might strike again, you know.

(An explosion goes off by the entrance way and the lights go out. 2Pac's "Hail Mary" booms over the speakers and the lights flash through out the arena. Rage walks towards the ring slowly and crawls under the bottom rope. He climbs on top of the turnbuckles and just sits, waiting for the match to begin.)

Tony: We have 3 of the 4 participants in here, just waiting for Tiny Biggs.

Rick: The largest man in spor...

Tony: ... sports entertainment today, right? ...lame.

(The lights go out in the stadium and "The Bum Bum Song" by Tom Green comes over the speakers. A huge ball of fire explodes on the entrance ramp and Tiny Biggs walks onto the ramp, accompianed by Kyle "The Mark" Solomon! Tiny stares at the crowd and then walks towards the ring. Tiny steps into the ring and raises his arms, they come down and a lighting bolt flashes across the ring. Tiny stands in the middle of the ring awaiting the bell while Kyle paces ringside.)

Tony: Well, lets get this match going. I want to see some "electrifying" moves tonight.

Rick: Good one... not.

Tony: Why do you always act like a two-year old?

Rick: Do not.

Tony: Do too.

Rick: Do not.

Tony: Do too... oh man, now I'm doing it.

(The bell rings, and all four men eye the tazers in each corner. Rage attempts to climb after his tazer, but the other three pull him down right away. Brome and Tiny grab Rage and whip him directly into Silky, who uses a knife-edge chop. The crowd screams a Ric Flair WHOO, and Silky does it again. Rage blocks the third chop and nearly takes Silky's head off with a vicious uppercut!)

Tony: Rage is back and looking better than ever!

Rick: Yes, but Brome and Tiny are lying in wait over in the corner.

(Brome and Tiny both run at Rage and double shoulder block him to the mat. Silky gets up and hits Brome with a lowblow, which drops Anguish to his knees. Tiny turns and begins to brawl with Silky.)

Tony: Tiny versus Silky.... this'll be good.

Rick: Don't count the other two out yet.

(Silky is a little faster than the big man, and manages to knock him to the mat. Brome gets back to his feet and grabs Silky from behind. He drops him to the mat with a reverse DDT. Rage follows up on Brome, hitting him with a superkick to the chin. Tiny Biggs picks up the fallen Silky and grabs ahold of his throat.)

Tony: Here it comes...

(Tiny grabs ahold of Silky and begins to lift, but Silky knees him in the groin which drops Tiny to the mat in pain.)

Tony: What the hell is with Silky and the low blows?

Rick: It is the great equalizer.

Tony: Yeah. Sure it is.

("Dope" by Debonair hits the speakers as Reckless Abandon once again come out to the ring. They stand on the outside, opposite Kyle Solomon.)

Tony: What the hell are they doing down here?

(They watch the match non-chalantly. Inside the ring, Rage and Silky are fighting it out. In another corner, Tiny tries to get to his feet, and in ANOTHER corner, Brome reaches for a tazer! Brome gets ahold of it, but Tiny pulls him down and the tazer skitters to the outside. Solomon runs and picks it up.)

Rick: What does he thinks he's doing?!

Tony: I'm sure he's just going to put it back in the proper place, or something.

(Kyle looks it over. Silky has separated himself from the other three, who are now concentrating on each other. Rage and Brome spike powerbomb Tiny to the mat, and then fight each other. During the distraction, Kyle Solomon slides the tazer into the fallen Biggs.)

Rick: I knew Solomon would find a way cheat!

Tony: I'm not sure Tiny even sees the tazer, Rick.

(While Rage and Brome both fight and Tiny lays on the mat, Reckless Abandon both step into the ring, and Crazy Clown grabs a tazer on his way. They exchange words with Silky.)

Tony: Speaking of cheating sonsabitches... Reckless Abandon is in the ring. I think they're arguing with Silky, Rick!

Rick: No, no. There's no way that the Pimp Squad and Reckless Abandon are already fighting amongst themselves... is there?

Tony: I'm not sure, but ACiD looks like he's about had enough of Silky and is going after him right now!

(The lights go out in the arena and all that is heard are some thuds and several electrifying shocks, like someone is fighting and using a tazer inside the ring! Quickly you hear some liquid splashing as well.)

Tony: What the hell is going on?!

Rick: Damn! Reckless Abandon probably just attacked Silky... just when I thought the night was going right.

(The lights come back up, and Reckless Abandon has disappeared from the ring as the music "Dope" plays once again. Silky is the only man left standing, as Tiny, Rage, and Brome have all been laid out on the mat and are covered in a red liquid resembling blood. Silky smiles a huge grin and goes to cover Rage.)

Tony: Damn, Silky, don't win this way!

Rick: Hey Tony, a win is a win.

(Silky puts his foot on Rage's chest and poses, ala Chris Jericho.)

Tony: This is just ridiculous.

Rick: Hey, might as well win in style.

(1... 2... 3... RAGE IS ELIMINATED!)

(Silky yells as he moves on to Brome Anguish. He slaps Brome a few times in the face, and then pins him using his pinky finger.)

Tony: Honestly, Rick, this is getting out of hand. Silky doesn't deserve to win this.

Rick: Doesn't DESERVE it?! Where have you been?

(1... 2... 3... BROME ANGUISH IS ELIMINATED!)

(Silky moves on to Tiny Biggs. Silky climbs onto Tiny's chest and begins screaming at him and slapping him.)

Tony: Silky's just trying to humiliate these guys right now... that's all it is.

(Silky looks out at the crowd. Tiny quickly opens his eyes and pulls the tazer Solomon gave him from behind his back. As Silky looks back down at Tiny, Tiny zaps him right in the chest!)

Rick: What the hell is this?!

Tony: Tiny must not have gotten shocked with the tazer! He's got a chance here!

(Tiny continues to shock the hell out of Silky for a about a minute. Finally he drops the tazer and wraps his big hand around the throat of Silky. He hits a chokeslam and holds Silky down to the mat for the pin.)

Tony: This is it!

Rick: NO!!!

(1... 2... 3!!!! SILKY IS ELIMINATED! TINY BIGGS IS THE NEW #1 CONTENDER!)

Tony: This is absolutely astonishing Rick!

Rick: That dirty SOB Tiny... and Solomon too!

(Solomon gets into the ring and raises the hand of Tiny Biggs, who is albsolutely exhausted. Solomon helps him to the back as EMT's come out to bring the other three backstage. While they are wheeled out, a couple of the SWF ring crew set up several tables for the Tag Team Tables match.)

Rick: While we wait for these tables to be set up, I'd like to send out a message to everyone here. Do you ever wish you could wrestle like the big guys here in SWF? Do you think you'd have the talent on the microphone like Kyle "The Mark" Solomon or Reckless Abandon? If so, you should attend my professional wrestling school, Rick Lawton's School For Sports Entertainment. Here you will learn...

Tony: Enough of your infomercial, Rick. The match is about to start.

("Revolution Is My Name" by Pantera blasts over the speakers, once again signalling the entrance of the New Revolution. The lights go out and the opening scratching riff starts up. Each deep drum bass note cues a small amount of red/orange pyro to shoot up at either sides of the entrance way. The SiNTV shows a flatlined heartbeat bounce of each of these notes as well. Then the next riff hits and two red/orange spotlights move around the entrance way waiting for Bisc and LordK to enter. Bang! The same enterance way pyro shoots up in a constant stream as the lyrics kick in and Bisc and LordK walk out. Bisc and LordK move around at the enterance as a spotlight each follows them. They then stand still, each looking at another part of the crowd. Their heads looking over the crowd, browsing. Then they walk down the entrance side-by-side and roll into opposite sides of the ring. Then Bisc and LordK take opposite turnbuckles and give the Devils signal with both arms while there heads rock to the music. They then jump down and the lights kick back in.)

Rick: I hate these guys. Bad.

(New Revolution is ready for The PACT, preventing any possible ambush. The PACT come out of the entrance and walk down towards ringside. The stop before entering, and they seem to be discussing their gameplan.)

Tony: This is the kind of teamwork that wins matches, Rick.

Rick: I'm still in utter disbelief that Reckless Abandon is gone.

Tony: Get over it... crybaby.

(Blane and X both slide in at the same time. There are tables surrounding the ring and a couple have already been set up on the inside. Blane and X immediately charge after LordK.)

Tony: This is smart thinking by The PACT. LordK is the larger of the two members of the New Revolution. Wear him down, then work over Bisc.

Rick: I'm not sure Bisc is going to just let them do that.

(As Rick says, Bisc cuts off X with a drop toe-hold, slamming X to the mat. Blane runs at LordK, but is met with a kick to the gut. LordK and Blane trade punches and kicks, brawling around the ring. Bisc grabs ahold of X to attempt a DDT, but X elbows and backs into the ropes. He propels himself back towards Bisc and hits him with a facebuster, then follows up with a couple elbows to the chest. On the other side of the ring, LordK has tossed Blane to the outside. The big guy, LordK, uses the ropes and catapults himself right into Blane on the floor!)

Tony: Tremendous agility by Lord Knighthood with that move to the outside.

Rick: Yeah, too bad he's 10 times better at wrestling than he is at playing music.

Tony: I'm sure you're just a great musician yourself, aren't you...

(X picks up Bisc and positions him for a powerbomb. He lifts him up on his shoulders and begins to run towards a table, but Bisc rolls off behind him. X turns and almost is hit with a spinning heel kick, but ducks just in time. X nails Bisc with several high-impact uppercuts to the throat. He backs up a step and sweeps Bisc's feet out from underneath him.)

Tony: X just seems to continue getting the upperhand here on Bisc.

(Blane and LordK both are up again on the outside. LordK kicks Blane back to the ground and begins to apply an odd looking submission. He goes behind Blane into the cobra clutch position, hooking his own left arm over and then under Blane's left arm and clutching it behind the small of his back. He then puts his right arm tightly around Blane's neck and clutches Blane's left arm, holding it stiff and lifting them off the ground.)

Tony: What in the hell is that? Some sort of cobra clutch variation?

Rick: Once again Tony, I've done my homework. The team calls this the Viper Clutch, and I've heard it puts people out of commission quite quickly.

Tony: Where the hell do you learn this stuff?

Rick: I read Internet board... where else would you hear it?

(X sees that Blane is about to pass out from this vicious submission and quickly slides outside and kicks LordK VERY hard to the back of the head. X rolls back into the ring and goes up to the top turnbuckle to attempt a diving headbutt on Bisc, who is still down. Suddley, Silky shows up on the monitor.)

Tony: What is HE doing?!

Rick: Intimidation...

(Silky waves a lighter in front of the camera, and X once again falls into a trance. His fear of Silky has taken over. Silky's image flickers and disappears, and X turns back to Bisc. Bisc, however, is already up! He grabs X and pushes him off the turnbuckle through a table on the floor level!)

Tony: Silky just helped out the New Revolution, but I don't think he was trying to help THEM as much as HURT the PACT.

Rick: And you think you're the smart one of the group... now that X has been put through a table, all New Revolution needs to do is put Blane through one before The PACT can put both Bisc AND LordK through the wood.

Tony: That sounds so dirty...

(LordK is clutching the back of his head as both he and Blane once again reach their feet. LordK tries to clothesline Blane, but Blane sees it coming and picks him up into a spinebuster near the French Announce table. Bisc sees that X is down and decides to try a springboard moonsault at Blane. He dives, but Blane sees the move and moves, and Bisc goes crashing through the French Announce table!)

Tony: I am speechless. I do not know what to say.

Rick: Oui.

Tony: The ref has indicated that the French Announce table does NOT count towards this table match, so Bisc isn't officially "through" a table.

Rick: Tell that to him.

(X manages to get to his feet and set up a table. Blane chokes out Lord Knighthood with a steel chair until X has the table set right next to the ring apron. X pulls LordK up onto the table and leans him over. Blane gets on the apron and executes his set-up move, "Meet The Canvas" (Axe Kick) through the table on LordK!)

Tony: LordK is through! That was a wicked move by the PACT, but I think Blane might not have fully recovered from his past injuries. He's slow getting up here.

Rick: That'll teach him...

(LordK is left in the splinters as X and Blane both go after Bisc. Bisc is rolled over on his stomack and still lays in the remnants of the French Announce table. X goes to pick him up, but Bisc rakes his eyes. Blane runs towards Bisc, but Bisc dives at Blane, nailing him with a monitor from the announce table!)

Tony: How is Bisc still moving after that missed move?

Rick: I don't know, but The PACT shouldn't have toyed with him there.

(All four men are down, but LordK and X are the first to their feet. LordK blocks a series of punches one after another by X, then grabs him by the throat. He lifts him up in a double chokehold, then tosses him through a table.)

Tony: X through a table, but he's already been through one once. What is Lord Knighthood thinking?

Rick: I don't know, but the more tables, the better. Let him go...

(LordK then grabs ahold of Blane, who is bleeding in several spots from the sharp edges of the television monitor. LordK rams him into the ring post and then lifts him up and drops him on the ring barrier. Blane crawls in the opposite direction and reaches underneath the ring. As LordK picks him back up once again, Blane pulls a two by four out from under the ring and smacks LordK in the face with it. LordK just wobbles, so Blane hits him again. LordK wobbles even more, so Blane gets to his feet.)

Tony: LordK is one tough man.

Rick: Yeah, but what good does that do when the other guy has a two by four?

(He winds up and breaks the two by four right across LordK's face! LordK topples to the ground. Right behind him, however, is Bisc with a steel chair. He runs and nails Blane over the head, severely denting the chair. He pulls Blane over to a table and begins to apply another innovation. He stands face to face with Blane, putting Blane's right arm around the back of Blane's head and grabbing Blane's hand with Bisc's right arm, pushing his chin into his chest. He then hooks his left arm at his small of the back and slides his left arm underneath, causing all arms to be locked up. He then hooks Blane's leg and drops him through the table, somewhat like Jeff Jarret's "Stroke" (forward russian leg sweep)!)

Tony: The newcomers New Revolution have WON! We have new tag champs!

Rick: Since I know you'll ask, that was a variation on one of Bisc's favorite submissions, The Blindfold.

(To prove Rick's point, Bisc holds the submission even after the move is done. Bisc really cranks on Blane, until LordK and X begin to battle right through the area where both men lay. Bisc gets up and grabs the belts from the referee. He tosses one to LordK, who hits X in the face. New Revolution retreat backstage and The PACT follow after a few minutes. A trail of blood is visible in the aisle, as nearly every competitor of the night has left battered and broken.)

Rick: We're getting on towards the highlights of the evening Tony. SiN DoGG vs. Michael Trey for SWF Control in the second main event. But FIRST we get to see our World Title match between Black Angel and Kyle "The Farce" Solomon.

Tony: A ladder match. Not just that, but if Kyle wins, he is re-instated no matter WHAT and Black Angel gets NO rematch. If Black Angel wins, Solomon will NEVER wrestle for this company again.

Rick: That's right. Solomon and Trey are both going to be removed from the SiNWF, starting NOW.

("Scott Farcas Takes It On The Chin" by Less than Jake blasts on the PA as Kyle "The Mark" Solomon steps out of the entryway. Tiny Biggs is by his side, even after all the abuse he's gone through earlier in the night. Solomon gets the crowd going as he gets in the ring. Tiny Biggs passes in a couple of ladders to Solomon.)

Tony: The Mark... The ONE MAN SHOW... The Boss of the Hot Sauce... The Kitty who...

Rick: What the hell does he need all those nicknames for, anyways?

Tony: Rick, the King of the STIP doesn't need to explain his reasons.

Rick: Rrrrrrrrright...

("Mindfields" by Prodigy plays over the speakers as the lights dim, the entrance way fills with smoke, then lights up from behind to reveal Black Angel's shadow. Takagi steps out from smoke into spotlight, and sprays a black mist. He makes his way to the ring as the fans boo him and chant "YOU SOLD OUT" loudly.)

Tony: Black Angel never really has been liked by SWF fans. But he's really getting to be hated...

Rick: It doesn't matter what the fans think. It's who has the power.

(The SWF World Title lowers from the ceiling and the bell rings. Black Angel quickly locks up with Solomon. He grabs Kyle's arm into a wristlock, which Kyle reverses. Both men back away and compose themselves once again. Kyle attempts to punch Angel, but Angel ducks under. BA grabs Solomon's head and yells at him, but Solomon reaches up and snap-mares Black Angel over to the mat. He kneels down and delivers ten punches to Takagi's skull. Takagi falls to the mat as Solomon goes to climb one of the ladders.)

Tony: This is WAY too early for this.

Rick: Solomon just isn't all that bright.

(Black Angel gets up quickly and pushes the ladder over. Kyle dives off at the last second in an attempt to hit Takagi with a cross body, but Black Angel just side steps it and pushes Solomon to the mat. Black Angel grabs the ladder and rams it into Solomon's gut as he stands. He tries to swing it at Solomon's face, but Kyle ducks under and dropkicks Takagi in the back, pushing him into a corner where the ladder jams right into his face. He bounces off with the first drops of blood dripping down his face. This seems to incense him even more, as he nails a superkick to Kyle's jaw so quickly that there was no way Kyle could have countered.)

Tony: Good lord, Black Angel is fast...

Rick: He didn't become SWF Champ for no reason.

Tony: I always kinda thought it was because he was SiN's lackey...

(Black Angel climbs the second ladder in the ring which still is standing. He looks behind him and does a big elbow drop off the ladder right onto the throat of Solomon. Kyle rolls in pain, clutching his throat. Black Angel throws him through the ropes to the outside and begins to climb.)

Rick: Black Angel might just win it right here!

Tony: No chance in hell...

(Black Angel gets to the second to last rung when Kyle pops up onto the apron. Both men make eye contact for a split second before bursting into action. Takagi reaches vainly for the title belt, but cannot reach before Solomon spring boards off the ropes with a missle dropkick on Angel! Angel flies off the ladder and gets tangled in the ropes before finally falling to the floor. Kyle waits, timing Angel. Right at Takagi gets up on the outside, Kyle runs and executes a baseball slide, kicking Takagi right in the mouth. He rolls to the outside and tries to whip Black Angel into the barrier, but BA reverses and Solomon hits hard, flipping up and over into the crowd. Black Angel follows up and grabs anything he can find: aluminum cans, vending trays, steel chairs, even using a fan or two to his advantage.)

Tony: We're all going to jail...

(The both battle back towards the ring after several minutes in the crowd. Solomon gets thrown over the railing again, but as Takagi lifts him up, Solomon lowblows him using a steel pipe from under the ring.)

Tony: I doubt we'll ever see any Tiny Takagis running around.

Rick: A huge loss for the world.

(Solomon tosses him into the ring and once again waits, as he has a plan. Takagi slowly gets to his feet and looks in Kyle's direction, but it's too late. Kyle jumps up and grabs the end of a ladder which is leaning on the ropes. He pulls it down, forcing the end inside the ring to rise rapidly. It knocks Black Angel right in the face. Black Angel grabs his face which has REALLY begun to bleed now.)

Tony: Those ladders sure come in handy.

Rick: Duh. It's a LADDER match, moron.

(Kyle gets up on the apron of the ring and is about to springboard in on Takagi, when out of NOWHERE, Black Angel backs up and bounces off the ropes, sending Kyle into the barrier!)

Tony: Black Angel couldn't even have SEEN Kyle! How did he do that?!

Rick: Champions make their own success... this is it.

(Black Angel wipes his bloody face and sees that Kyle is down on the outside, crumpled against the barrier. He smiles and sets up one of the ladders in the ring under the belt. He then sets up the second ladder in the ring, near the ropes by the Irish Announce Table.)

Tony: We have a IRISH Announce Table?! What the...

Rick: Watch what ye' say, wee laddie...

Tony: Oh good lord...

(Black Angel quickly picks up Solomon and pummels him a few more times before placing him on the Irish announce table. He clears all the Irish announcers out of the area. He then reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a small bag.)

Tony: What now?

Rick: Office supplies baby...

Tony: What?!

(Black Angel smiles wide and empties the bag across Kyle's chest. It's tacks! Not just tacks, but also mixed in are some industrial strength staples! Once Takagi has poured them all on Kyle, he returns to the ring climbs the ladder facing Kyle. He motions to the crowd that he is going to finish off Solomon.)

Tony: Oh hell no... they'll both bleed to death. We'll never have a winner if this happens! That's a 15 foot ladder INSIDE the ring.

Rick: It has to end like this. There has to be a definite winner here.

(Black Angel dives off in a senton bomb, but Kyle rolled off the table! Black Angel goes through the table and has tacks and staples sticking out of his body!)

Tony: This is un-****ing-real...

Rick: Oh my god... Angel, get up! NOW!

Tony: I don't think he CAN, after that.

Rick: It's not over 'til Inferna sings...

(Kyle Solomon gets to his feet, still a little out of it from hitting his head on the guardrail. He sees that Takagi is down and out. Kyle climbs up the apron and gets in the ring. He's incredibly tired and the crowd hangs on each step up the ladder he takes, each one seeming to be longer than the last.)

Tony: Hurry up Solomon, before someone comes in here and screws you over...

(Solomon gets to the top step and reaches up for the belt. It slips through his fingers a couple of times, and just as Takagi begins to move again, Kyle grabs the belt!)

Tony: SOLOMON WINS!!!! KYLE SOLOMON IS THE NEW SWF CHAMPION!!!!

Rick: Damn... shoot me now, please...

(Solomon is exhausted and holds the title proudly in the air while Black Angel lays still below, being attended to by medical workers. Solomon asks Tiny to hand him a mic and the big man steps into the ring with mic in hand. Tiny hands the mic to Solomon as Solomon stands over the head of Black Angel.)

Solomon: Tiny, thanks for watchin' my back pal! The ONE MAN SHOW has made good on his promise, and has brought the title back to THE SMACKDOWN! WRESTLING FEDERATION! Mr. Ring attendant, please come to the ring and gather the pieces of California's broken face, he may need it for when he competes for SOMEONE ELSE'S TITLE, CUZ HE WON'T EVER FIGHT FOR THIS ONE AGAIN! So California, when you wake up, please grab a pen and paper while the experience is fresh in your mind, and tell me how it feels to be

RiGHT oN THe MaRK!

(The fans erupt in a massive cheer, as Solomon takes a deep breath and warms up the crowd for the main event.)

Solomon: Ladies and Gentlemen, LEND ME YOUR CHEERS, cuz its time for the MAIN EVENT!! So hit the damn music and bring Trey on down here!

("The World is Not Enough" by Garbage blasts through the speakers to a massive eruption by the fans as Solomon signals for them to shout a little louda and Michael Trey makes his way to ringside. Solomon shakes hands with Trey, and addresses the crowd.)

Solomon: Trey, its all up to you now, but either way, win or lose, The ONE MAN SHOW and the big man got yo' back, and either way, THE ONE MAN CHAMP IS FOREVER KING OF STIP!

("Scott Farcas Takes It On The Chin" by Less than Jake erupts through the speakers as Solomon raises his hands and Tiny helps him to the back as the fans shout and cheer for him to stay.)

Tony: The crowd wants Solomon to stay out here.

Rick: There is no need for him to be out here!

(Just then, "Fuck the World" by Insane Clown Posse begins to play.)

Tony: Who’s music is this?

(As the vocals kick in, you see SiN DoGG step through the entrance way. He is wearing black and white camo pants, with the SiNWF tee shirt that says “BoW To THe DoGG.” SiN holds up the ski pole in the air and the crowd boos. SiN struts his way down the ramp and points his ski pole at Trey in the ring. SiN turns his head toward the crowd and Trey runs and jumps on the top rope, then jumps off the ropes on top of SiN. Trey lands on top of him and begins punching him in the head. The music stops and the crowd cheers for Trey. Then the bell rings)

Tony: Trey isn’t wasting any time.

Rick: Trey has no concept of rules. The match didn’t even start yet.

Tony: Oh....and SiN does?

(Trey picks up SiN and drops him face first on the barricade. Then Trey grabs SiN again and sends him into the steel steps. SiN’s back bounces off them and you see that his lip was busted from hitting the barricade. Trey now grabs SiN by his hair and smashes his head on the steps.)

Tony: YEAH!!! Trey is taking this place back!!

Rick: No he’s not, shut UP!

(Trey now rolls SiN in the ring and looks under the ring for a table. The crowd cheers and he takes one out. He sets it up next to the ring and as he goes back for another one, you see SiN DoGG picking up the ladder left in the ring from the World Title match. He runs toward Trey and jumps on the top rope. Then he jumps off and drop kicks the ladder right into his face. Trey hits the ground hard holding his face. SiN rolls around holding his back.)

Rick: OH!!!! NICE!!!!

Tony: I hope Michael is ok.

(As SiN DoGG gets to his feet, you see his face is bloodied badly. Trey begins to get to his feet. SiN grabs him and whips him in the steel steps. He hits them thigh first and he flips forward over them and lands on his back. SiN runs and jumps off the steps and splashes him. Then goes for the pin.)

(ONE....TWO....Trey kicks out!!)

Tony: GOOD!!! Come on Michael!!!

Rick: SHUT UP!!! Come on PreZ SouL AssasSiN!!

(SiN rolls Trey in the ring and goes and gets the ladder. Then he slides in the ring with it. SiN sets up the ladder in the corner. He climbs to the top of it and waits for Trey to get up. When he does, SiN jumps and hooks his legs for a hurricarranna, but Trey stops it and powerbombs him hard to the mat with Trey on top.)

(ONE....TWO....THR, SiN kicks out!!!)

Rick: Come on DoGG!!!!

(Trey picks up SiN by the hair and whips him into the ladder.)

Tony: OH MAN!!!

(SiN bounces off it and flips head over heels backwards. Then the ladder falls on top of him. Trey runs and drops a elbow on the ladder.)

Tony: Oh my, Trey is nuts. He puts a hurtin on himself to hurt SiN.

(Trey now picks up SiN and puts the ladder on his head, then whips him into the corner. The end of the ladder hits the corner and SiN falls backwards.)

Rick: He could break his neck doing that.

Tony: Good!!

(Trey takes the ladder off SiN and puts it on top of him. Then Trey climbs up to the top rope and jumps off, hitting SiN with a swanton bomb. Trey goes for the pin again.)

(ONE....TWO....THRE SiN Kicks out!! Trey picks up SiN and body slams him back down on the ladder. Then he bounces off the ropes and goes to drop a leg on SiN. But SiN moves and Trey smashes his leg and ass on the ladder.)

Tony: Oh....that had to hurt.

Rick: Come on SiN.

(SiN pulls himself up with the ropes. Then he grabs Trey and throws him over the ropes. Trey smashes down hard on the ground and SiN does a front flip over the ropes and lands on top of Trey. SiN gets up and pulls Trey to his feet, then he powerbombs Trey through the table that was set up earlier. SiN grabs a table from under the ring and begins walking up the ramp.)

Rick: What is he doing?!!! He has this match won. Pin him SiN!!!

Tony: This man has mental problems. At this point, I don’t think he cares about winning or losing. He just wants to hurt Trey.

Rick: Yeah but.....I don’t want Trey to be the boss again.

(SiN DoGG sets up the table underneath the SmackTV. Then he makes his way back down to the ring. He grabs Trey and rolls him into the ring.)

Rick: What is he doing now?

Tony: Hey...he is your friend, not mine.

(SiN climbs in the ring and picks him up and hangs him in the tree of woe. Then SiN grabs the ladder and places it in front of Trey.)

Rick: YEAH SiN, do this!!! Finish this!!!

Tony: Trey is in some deep trouble now.

(SiN walks over to the other side of the ring. He yells “Tequila Sunrise,” and then runs and dropkicks the ladder into Trey’s face.)

Rick: YES!!!! Pin him SiN!!!

(SiN picks up the ladder and drops it out on the floor. Then he climbs up and stands on Trey’s crotch as he hangs from the tree of woe. SiN then bounces as Trey screams in pain.)

Tony: Oh man...

Rick: Haha!

(SiN then unhooks Trey and lets him fall to the mat on his head. DoGG knocks him outside to the floor. SiN now goes to the outside too and picks up the ladder. He begins walking up the ramp toward the set up table. He tosses the ladder up onto the SiNTV, then makes his way back down to the ring. He walks up to Trey and grabs him by the hair. Trey punches him in the gut, but SiN drops a forearm smash on his head. Then he picks up the steel steps and drops it on Trey’s forehead.)

Tony: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Rick: HA-HA!!!

(As SiN picks up Trey, you see that he was busted open even worse. SiN walks Trey up the ramp and punches his gash on his head. They get up near the table and SiN gives Trey a forward Russian leg sweep, face first on to the ramp.)

Tony: Son of a.......

Rick: After this match, I am gonna have SiN hire me a new broadcast partner, because I am sick of you.

Tony: SiN is trying to kill Trey!

(Then he picks up Trey and places him on the table. SiN now begins to climb up the SiNTV.)

Tony: Oh no......

(SiN gets on the ledge of it and picks up the ladder.)

Tony: Oh no....what is he gonna do?!

Rick: I just hope he pins him.

(SiN begins climbing up the ladder and stands at the top of it.)

Tony: No don’t SiN!!!

Rick: Do it SiN.

(SiN yells “BoW To THe DoGG” and then jumps and goes for a 450 splash. But Trey rolls off the table and SiN crashes through it and lands hard at the ramp.)

Tony: SiN’s DEAD!!!! SiN’s GOTTA BE DEAD!!!

Rick: Oh my God.......

(Both men lay motionless on the ramp. Then Trey rolls over toward SiN.)

Tony: Come on Trey.....get the pin!!

Rick: Oh man......this is over.

(Trey rolls over a little more toward SiN.)

Tony: Come on Trey....you're almost there!

(Trey rolls over again and places his arm on SiN’s chest. The ref drops for the count.)

(ONE....TWO....THRE Trey gets pulled off SiN by Silky Palms!!!!!!)

Tony: THAT ASSHOLE JUST SCREWED TREY!!! I thought he'd been incapacitated after that tazer shot by Tiny!

(Just as the camera shows the Pimp Squad, you see Solomon, Tiny, IceMan, Inferna, and Brome come running. A big rumble breaks out as the two groups clash. Cokey and Iceman begin throwing punches at each other. Big Daddy and Tiny battle their way down toward the ring. Brome and Sho’nuff make their way down to it as well. Solomon and Inferna take on Silky as they all make their way down to the ring.)

Rick: The Squad is out numbered.

Tony: Good......

(Just then, Reckless Abandon make their way to ring side and attack Fire and Ice. Trey slowly makes his way down to the ring as Silky superkicks Solomon in the face. Silky sees Trey and the two lock up. But quickly Brome nails Silky in the back with a chair. Trey then makes his way back up the ramp and picks up SiN who still hasn’t moved. He brings him down to the ring and rolls him in. Crazy Clown sets up a table next to the ring. Then you see ACiD and Big Daddy double powerbomb Tiny through the table. As Trey goes to get in the ring, Silky grabs him and pulls him back out.)

Tony: Oh come on!!!!! Just let the two fight.

Rick: It looks like SiN is trying to get up!!!

(SiN begins pulling himself up with the ropes. Then SiN spring boards himself over the ropes hitting Solomon, Silky, and Trey. They all fall to the ground.)

Tony: There has got to be a winner in this match!!

Rick: Come on SiN!

(Solomon and Silky get up and continue fighting. Trey rolls over and covers SiN.)

Tony: This is it....

Rick: NO!!!

(ONE....TWO....THR SiN kicks out!!!!

Rick: YES!!!!

Tony: He should have had him.

(Trey rolls SiN into the ring and as he rolls in to. You see Solomon and Silky make their way into the ring as well. They lock up and Silky sends Solomon into the ropes. Solomon reverses it and sends Silky into the ropes. Then sends him over the ropes with a spinning heel kick.)

Tony: Oh man!!!

(The melee outside is just nuts. You see Brome and Tiny slide two tables into the ring and they get nailed from behind. Solomon picks up SiN DoGG and hits the Kyle Driver!)

Rick: OH NO!!!!

Tony: Ha-ha!!

(Then Solomon and Trey set up the two tables, placing one on top of the other. Then they pick up SiN and put him on the top of them.)

Rick: Get in there Silky!!!!!!!!

(Trey climbs up the ropes as the crowd cheers. He yells “Lights Out!!!” The lights go out in the Fleet Center and you hear the crashing noise of the tables. Then the lights come back on and you see Trey and SiN smashed through the table with Trey on top. The ref goes for the pin.)

(ONE....TWO....)

Rick: NO!!!!!

(THREE!!!!!!!!!!!)

Tony: TREY DID IT!!!! TREY DID IT!!!!!!!! YES!! YES!!! THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, MICHAEL TREY!!!

(The fans jump to their feet and go nuts cheering. Tiny, Brome, and Fire and Ice roll into the ring. They throw SiN out at the Squad, who carry him up the ramp. The crowd begin the “Nah, Nah, Nah, Hey, Hey, Hey, Goodbye!” chant. Then after the Squad and RA are gone they begin to chant for Trey.)

Tony: HE DID IT!!!!!!!

(Tiny, Solomon, Brome, and Fire and Ice lift a bloody Michael Trey up on their shoulders as the thunderous cheers rain down. After a few minutes, Tiny, Brome, and Fire and Ice leave the ring and make their way to the back. The crowd still on their feet and cheering. As Solomon begins to leave, Trey stops him and signals to a ring attendant for a mic. He holds the mic up to his mouth and the fans settle down.)

Michael Trey: Solomon....it is good to have you back.

(The crowd cheers for Solomon for a moment and then Trey continues.)

Michael Trey: You are the best in this fed right now, champ. You stuck it out through the dark times and stuck by my side when SiN got out of control. You deserve to be back here, Solomon.

(The two hug as the crowd begins to go nuts again. “The World is Not Enough” by Garbage begins to play and the two leave the ring. As the make their way up the ramp, the lights go out.)

Tony: What the hell!

Rick: We must be having another power outage.

(As the crowd quiets down, you hear the song “Resurrection” by Fear Factory begin to play.)

Tony: What the hell....who’s music is this?

Rick: I have no clue.

(As the song kicks in, a spotlight shines down on a man standing on top of the SiNTV. He has long blond frosted hair, a Cannibal Corpse “Tomb of Mutilated” shirt on with the sleeves cut off on. This man is wearing black cargo pants and you see he is heavily tattooed. His hair is covering his face and you see a crown of barbwire wrapped around his head. The lights in the arena come up to a low dim and you see Solomon and Trey looking up at the man.)

Tony: Who is that guy?

Rick: Your guess is as good as mine.

(The man has a baseball bat sitting across his shoulders with his arms over it. He just stands there looking down at the two men. Well, it appears he is looking at them. You can’t really tell because his face is covered by hair.)

Tony: I know who that guy is....

Rick: Who?!!!

Tony: That is the Saint.......he was in the HWF with Michael Trey.

Rick: The Hardcore Wrestling Federation?

Tony: Yes......he hasn’t been seen since January 30th, 2000. No one has seen him since Holiday Hangover,just down the street at the Roxy. He is from Boston, Mass.

Rick: Well...what is he showing up here for?

(The spotlight shuts off and the lights in the arena go back to black. Then the music fades out and the lights then come back on to reveal the Saint gone. The screen fades to black as the Power Struggle logo flashes, the sign that the PPV is over.)

END
SWF 2000

An OOC Note From President Michael Trey: I'd like to thank everyone who stayed and kept the fed alive while I was injured, and I'd like to thanks those who emailed asking how I was. I'd ESPECIALLY like to thank SiN DoGG and Solomon for taking over the responsibilities. From talking to these two, I think they learned a lot about how much work this is. They've been a TON of help. I'd also like to thank Solomon for writing the Hardcore Tourney Matches for this card and SiN for writing our match which was beyond words. A few side notes... even with all the injuries on the show, all wrestlers are medically cleared to wrestle next week. Another interesting note, this PPV, if printed out, would be 34 pages long. There are also nearly 18,000 words in the PPV, and in my opinion there are several matches in the show that set new standards for us to look at. I'm hope you all are ready to take me back in full, both OOC and IC. Thank you, and goodnight.

Prez TREY